k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via humans-youresonostalgic)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(via heavenknowsimissyou)

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

(via j0kebook)

roryomalley:

where do you get the talent thing

(via kensuki)

nintenclo64:

friends: “you should have come with us” image

(via j0kebook)

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via sleep-well-darling)

masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.

(Source: clavacles, via sleep-well-darling)