gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via 0carina-0f-rhyme)

amovible:

overdressednudist:

omg omg i was just thinking what if there’s an  alien planet where oxygen is like a rlly hardcore drug and when they find out about earth they’re just like

bruh

Ok the real question here is what drug did you take to think of this

(via nokimio)

petparent:

*gets sweaty from blogging*

(Source: barebackinq, via annulet)

pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via choir-is-life)

  • Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  • Asexual: I don't like sex.
  • Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.